Currently Watching Southland Tales

Andrew Hall told me that this movie was deemed completely un-watchable.  so far he is only marginally right.  it is pretty sensational.  a movie about the rock “boxer Santoros”, narrated by justin timberlake.  Oh Wow.  dialogue in this movie is bassically just words that dont relate that could otherwise be called “buzzwords” composed of the cast of mad tv.

“quantum teleportation”

“bangbus should be banned! I like to get fucked hard”

“we are a bisexual nation, living in denial, because of a bunch of nerds who got off a boat in the fifteenth century and decided sex was something to be ashamed of.”

“i am fucking a very large and important man.”

“venice beach was home to the neo-marxist underground” (apparently marxists are fat women-kevin goeltz)(this is the new meet the feebles - Kevin goeltz)

“his name was ronal travener and he was their pawn in a game of dangerous political extortion”

turns out: this movie is completely unwatchable.

“This is the story of Boxer Santoros, and his journey down the road NOT taken.”

“Did he really just drop that?@!??!?” - Kevin Goeltz